Imaginary Conversation – Pain Joins Me for Dinner

What's good here?

P: “What’s good here?”   “Let me check with the chef.”

V: He recommends kidney, already in the pan.

V: He recommends kidney, already in the pan.

 

You don't have anything that's still on the bone?

P: “He doesn’t have anything  still on the bone?”    V:” Sorry, no,  but you can help me chose the right meds. What do you say? P: ” What have you got in a nice white opiate? Barbiturates give me gas.”      V:”No worries, There’s Percocet  and a little Gapapentin as an aperitif I think. and some Alpurinol as a digestif with our coffee.”

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2 Comments

  1. Posted February 24, 2017 at 12:08 am | Permalink

    HOpe the dinner with the three mature women, has lifted your spirits! Also you can replace any one of the three crones with Pain.
    H.

    • Victor
      Posted February 27, 2017 at 1:56 am | Permalink

      I rather think of cranes. I’ve seen some beauties around these parts.

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